A found poem, from the online episode guide of The Bachelor: Rome.
This time he’s not just a figurative Prince Charming ‒
he’s the real deal!
With such an amazing bachelor, the search is on
for truly
Amazing Women.
The producers deliver roses
to the chosen ones
sending the women into a tizzy.
Erica contemplates bringing fur
but her mother dissuades her
“because of animal rights.”
They get manicures
and shriek with glee
when they see Lorenzo.
Desiree wriggles with delight.
Then squeals:
How hot he is.
It seems a strange but wonderful dream
to Lorenzo.
Rosella sold her car to pay for expenses
such as gowns.
She has faith:
she’s going to be a princess.
Lorenzo is juggling twenty-five women
and finding it to be
very difficult.
In the garden Carissa gives him a little
dance,
calls him baby,
asks to kiss him.
She wants the earrings
really badly.
Sadie reveals she’s saving herself
for marriage. Other girls
consider that strange
they’re going to tell
Lorenzo.
The girls are in bikinis
for football on the beach.
Blondes vs. Brunettes.
Jennifer, who considers herself
“a total package”
demonstrates one of her cheers.
Lorenzo says
he’s in heaven.
Kim drinks too much,
throws up, and falls
asleep.
Jamie and Desiree decide to be bad.
They’re in his bed when he walks in
and catches them!
But they’re not in trouble
he considers it a dream come true
especially when they start having
a pillow fight.
Sadie says
this is
the fairy tale I dreamed about.
Dating a prince is the best thing
ever.
Truth or Dare:
Desiree is dared to feed Lorenzo a grape
with her mouth
Jennifer has to drink wine
out of his belly button.
“I feel like the luckiest girl alive,”
Jennifer tells the camera.
It was the most romantic night
of his life
Erica thinks Lorenzo
needs to stop
being a dumbass
and show some interest
in her.
Desiree says,
“I could have been great for Lorenzo.
I could have been awesome.
I would have taken great care of him.”
Lisa has her love life mapped out:
engaged at twenty-six,
married
at twenty-seven
which leaves ten months
to find
someone.
