10 Illuminating Things from the Weekend: Special Staycation Edition

1. You don’t realize how often you roll down your driver’s-side window until you can’t.

2. Having to open your driver’s-side door to collect your fast food breakfast is a whole new frontier of humiliation. Even for me.

3. Fake snow does not break falls.

4. Before Wii Boxing, it is critical to stretch.

5. Seals up close are less happy-silly — and more horrifying.

6. New piglets are unfazed by the sounds of humans screaming. I think they know they are just that cute — and that there can be no subtler response.

7. Ed Harris and Ted Danson both had great hair once. Too bad it was wasted on Creep Show.

8. A two year old can — and will — cry for two hours if she doesn't get what she wants.

9. I may never have children.

10. Nothing ends a breakfast meeting like a random guy crop-dusting your table on his way to the condiment bar.

Photo by Flickr user stringbot

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